Why you shouldn't eat peanuts at Work-related Drinks Receptions:

1. Each peanut contains approximately 475, 000 calories.

2. You may drop a peanut down your cleavage and then have to try to decide, thro the haze of cheap red wine on an empty stomach on top of tiredness from being on your feet talking all day, whether to try and fish it out discreetly or leave it there.