- Children's names 'spell trouble'
All that agonizing over baby names that first time parents do, turns out not to be a waste of time
- World's Thickest Man in "Who's the daddy?" shocker
Emma finally tells Ed that Will (his brother and her husband) is not the father of her baby - Ed is. Shock horror omg etc. FFS, how is Ed supposed not have noticed that this woman, the love of his life, who shagged him on her hen night then still married his brother, gave birth 9 months after their tryst? Ed may be a Grundy, and may not be the sharpest tool in the box even by Grundy standards, but he wouldn't even need to use all of his fingers to count to 9. And he's a stockman/farmer type, cows and humans have the same gestation period (true fact), it wouldn't've taken much for him to work it out. Or even to just wonder, just a little teeny bit. Anyway, it's poor ClarrieLuv I feel sorry for.
- Come gather 'round the tv, people
for tis Bob Dylan season on the BBC. I was wandering round town this morning with Tangled Up In Blue playing in my head, and when I walked into Oddbins it was playing in the shop. I took this as a sign from His Noodliness that I should stock up. Which reminds me to mention that I have been .....