Cycled 47.5 miles today, earning nearly a day's worth of points hurrah. We won't mention the ice-cream stop hem hem.
CB kindly donated me a spare pair of cycling shorts in size mumble mumble. I was most grateful, both for the extra padding in crucial places and for having shorts in this weather. The people of Cheshire were probably not as grateful to see my lycra-clad @rse pootling through their lanes, prompting the local youth to shout 'humorous' remarks as they zoomed past in their max-power mobiles. Yes I have a fat arse but I'm on this bike working it, whereas you are just sitting on yours.