Monday, May 23, 2005

miracle diet?

The key to successful weight loss revealed: one must ask ones self What Would Jesus Eat?
If you truly want to follow Jesus in every area of your life you cannot ignore your eating habits. ... He followed the Levitical laws. He would not have eaten pigs and rabbits or fish that did not have scales, such as crabs and shrimps

Must be eating all those gier eagles and chameleons that's made me fat, then. Maybe I should commission Danz to make me a WWJE? wrist band out of scoubies. I wonder what the biblical position on Pringles is?

1 comment:

Trinity said...

danz wants to know what colours jesus would wear. I think pink is out for certain.